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Endgame magic leads SLUH Soccer to first place in CBC Tournament, first win since 2017
Nathan Rich and Chase Hatch, Editor, reporter

When sophomore Gabe Hafner stepped up to the line for a throw-in against CBC, he surely had no idea the miracle play he was about to set in motion. With 12 seconds left, he lobbed the ball into the air to sprinting senior Evan Yalavarthi, who flicked it to senior Tyler Van Bree, who settled and then shoved the ball across the middle to sophomore Grant Locker. Locker, surveying his options, sent the ball off a defender and into the reach of senior Johnnie Ferrara. As time expired, Ferrara turned and fired a one-timer towards the goalie, which bounced off his foot and into the back of the net for an improbable win. 

Quarantines reimagined for a mostly vaccinated school community
  • News
Jackson Cooper and Micah Doherty, Core Staff, reporter

With the pandemic still ongoing and student and faculty quarantines still a real possibility, the administration of St. Louis U. High has reversed its earlier decision to remove the option of attending classes via Zoom, allowing quarantined students the opportunity to keep up with school during their time away.

Students punished for participation in “devious licks” TikTok trend
  • News
Jack Figge and Luke Duffy, Editor in Chief, Web Editor

TikTok has once again risen to the forefront of school conversation, only this time it isn’t about Renegade or Track Stars. This new trend, devious licks, has proven to be less amusing and more costly to the SLUH campus and the integrity of the student body.

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Week 2 Fantasy Football Breakdown
  • Entertainment

NFL fans were treated to a hectic Week 2 of football this past weekend. Whether it was Cooper Kupp torching the Colts’ defense, the Ravens upsetting the Chiefs, the shootout between the Cardinals and Vikings, or the nailbiter between the Cowboys and Chargers, the action was nonstop. Let’s break down the fantasy implications of this crazy week.

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Following yet another postponement of the summer reading book quiz, many students have expressed significant frustration at once again having to review the book. When pressed on why the date keeps moving, librarian Lynne Casey let slip a shocking announcement.

Rea fills in for Lowry while on medical leave
  • News

Assistant to the Principal Kristin Rea brings an impressive background and a cheerful energy to SLUH this fall, where she is working in the Main Office while Renai Lowry is on medical leave.

Robobills compete in weekend competition, first in two years
  • News

The St. Louis U. High Robotics Club competed at an in-person competition for the first time in two years this past Saturday at Lindenwood University in St. Charles. The competition was an off-season, FIRST Robotics Competition (FRC) sponsored event.

Innovation Lab takes steps to get students more involved
  • News

Filled with state-of-the-art technology, workbenches, monitors, and even sofas, the James Guth Costigan Innovation Lab is a place that any student can enjoy studying or working in. With the iLab now in its third year, SLUH is working to create more opportunities for students to learn and express their ideas by using the tools available in the iLab.

Spirit Store rolls out new water bottles as part of sustainability effort
  • News

To help increase awareness about sustainability measures, the St. Louis U. High bookstore has recently released a new aluminum water bottle designed by members of STUCO. The goal of the new bottle is to provide students with a reusable and accessible way to stay hydrated throughout the day while not having to purchase water from a vending machine or be limited to sips at the water fountain. 

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86.5 Credits

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Editor in Chief

Jack “Padre Pio” Figge

 

Editor

Nathan “Jim Santel” Rich

 

News Editor

Roarke “qui est matthew?” Unrau

 

Visual Editor

Charlie “Master Splinter ” Bieg

 

Web Editor

Luke “Skywalker” Duffy

 

Core Staff

Jackson “you know, that one guy” Cooper

Louis “DID NOT READ” Cornett

Jack “Tom Kickham” Rybak

 

Staff

Coby “Rachel Green” Spratte

Alex “Charli D’Amelio” Preusser

George “Elastigirl” Henken 

 

Reporters

Austin “King Louis XIII” Wald

Charles “LeBron James” Turnell

Michael “Paul” Baudendistel

Jack “Godzilla” Evans

JP “Darthur Ent” Torack

Andrew “Kanye West” Hunt

Joe “Eliud Kipchoge” LaBarge

Thomas “Lord Helmet” Juergens

Mark “Tony Montana” Wappler

Jack “Addison Rae” Polansky

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Micah “Yadi” Doherty

John “George Washington” Bytnar

Declan “Odysseus” Richards

Drew “Mrs. Casey” Hawley

Sean “Batman” Kellogg

Alex “Michael Phelps” Wentz

Chase “BobO” Hatch

Ben “Percy Jackson” Croat

 

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Will “Michaelangelo” Blaisdell

Alex “Raphael” Dieters

Jude “Donatello” Reed

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