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Luke Duffy, Editor in Chief
“What are your thoughts about the 2022 midterms?”
Satire: Students make commutes decide to eco-friendly follow threatening email from Dean of Students
Drew Figge, Core Staff
The St. Louis U. High student body received a threatening email this past Tuesday regarding parking violations in the Science Center lot. Despite possibly being an empty threat, Kesterson held Saturday JUGs and monetary fines over the students heads. This Wednesday, seniors held a meeting regarding enforcing senior parking.
Drew Figge, Core Staff
Following the highly-praised performance of Serengeti Steve on Monday for Spirit Week, St. Louis U. High announced the future appearance of the infamous Joe Exotic, star of Netflix’s Tiger King, at upcoming Mission Week festivities.
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Jackson Cooper and Micah Doherty, News Editor, Core Staff
After much deliberation, the editorial team of Prep News 87 has decided to release a line of shoes in order to help raise money for color editions. The Prep Shoes, as they have been dubbed, will be on sale through the end of the quarter.
The idea for a line of high school journalism-inspired footwear began just last week, when senior Daniel Okohson-Reb ingeniously placed a Prep News broadsheet into the soles of his Sperrys during French class. Initially intending to play his newly journalistic shoes off for a one-time gag, Okohson-Reb realized his idea had true potential, which he promptly brought to the attention of the Prep News.
Jackson Cooper, News Editor
Ever since her passing just after noon yesterday, communities around the world have been mourning the late Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain. However, as a Prep News investigation has revealed, the entire story of the Queen’s death was an elaborate hoax aimed at excusing her from her royal duty in order to assume the role of Principal at St. Louis U. High.