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This week's satirical article of the Prep News. The views reflected here do not necessarily reflect the views of St. Louis U. High.

Two teenage boys sitting on an old wooden desk, a bright light shining in their eyes, a camera pointed toward them. Their classmates ventured up to see the spectacle, intrigued by the offer presented to them. They were not disappointed.

The shocking, intriguing, and major happenings in the SLUH hallways this week.

Core Staff member Vincent Weinbauer sits down with junior Dean Lyon, leading varsity hockey with twelve goals, to discuss his recent rise to the varsity squad and sudden shoulder injury.

Eleven Jr. Bills are traveling to Washington, D.C today, where they will meet with a plethora of St. Louis U. High alumni. Included in this group is Republican Congressman George Santos ’05, who was recently elected to represent New York’s third congressional district in the House of Representatives.