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Satire: Students and teachers weigh in on their election day selections

“What are your thoughts about the 2022 midterms?”

Senior Peter Roither

I proudly voted “no” on the retention of Judge David Roither. I’ve been very disappointed with some of his decisions.

Mr. Tom Zinselmeyer, AP Government and Politics

There was an election? Why did nobody tell me?

Junior Kurt Leiber

I identify best with the communist party. I voted for a straight ticket of communists this year.

Freshman Deuce Kesterson

I think my father, Brock Kesterson, Ed.D. should be president of the United States.

Jack Figge ’22

I always just write in Jesus Christ for every election.

Junior John Posey, Coin-Collecting Club Founder

My top issue is microeconomics. I think this election cycle will prove very good for coin collectors nationwide.

Sophomore Noah Butler, Class President

I heard about the possibility of a “red wave.” But the only wave I’ve seen is Jr. Billiken blue. Roll Billies.

Fr. Ian Gibbons, SJ, principal

Gentlemen, these midterms were an overwhelming success for the St. Louis U. High community. Did you know that 100 percent of Congress graduated from SLUH, knows someone who graduated from SLUH, knows someone who knows someone who graduated from SLUH, or knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who graduated from SLUH?

 

 


 

 

 

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